I hate to break it to the world but I think that couples are slowly taking over the world and I'm in denial about it. I say denial but it's not really denial but I thought I'd say it be because that's what people finish with so I'll start off with this.
Anyway, so I was saying, yeah so the thing that irritates me right, is pavement ownership. You mean like, ok you're a couple but deal with that and don't take up two lanes on the pavement - I don't care if you're holding hands, doing acrobatics in duo but get out of my bloody way! What we need is not a two way path system, na what's the point of that - you pilliks will use both ways for walking and dish-bags like yours truly here will have to do a 'cliff hugger' to get past you two losers. Now I know the world revolves around you stupid fish-sticks, so I'll compromise and propose a 2 way + 1 system so you can walk one way and let your partner hold your hand in a dedicated couple lane, going in the same direction, so you don't get in my frikken way to and from places! Do we need to help you with everything - sometimes I scarcely believe you can do anything without the help from the other. Our society has become a conglomerate of two halfwits wondering aimlessly, taking up path space, taking an age to agree on which restaurant to go into and they're slowly becoming common denominator public ,averaged out by their combined, dependant stupidity.
You know there is a ship in the middle of the ocean which has become its own country and has post stamps, passports and everything - I'd make that a equal opportunity law. Seriously. works me right up. Obviously you don't get couples walking down a ocean liner, but still that's not the point.
Don't even get me started with couples with a pram, oh my god - its like having three, no it is, three egits, only they're aiming for you, the pram is not a baby carrier it a paveway enforcer, they're bloody mental. Then you get the rogue ones who are pushing a pram that has no baby in it, they race it around like it's a buggy. Their is no need for it, and I'm just going for my evening run and they're littering the pavements, some aiming with their prams, others in training wielding an empty pram basher...maniacs
Now I've ranted about couples before, I think it's a perfectly objective, unbiased view and who better to give it than a single solitude guy like me. Just saying, that's all - that's you're a bunch of zombie idiots that I'd happily rather recycle than deal with.
Stupid bloody pave walking egits.
I feel much better :-)
Anyway, so I was saying, yeah so the thing that irritates me right, is pavement ownership. You mean like, ok you're a couple but deal with that and don't take up two lanes on the pavement - I don't care if you're holding hands, doing acrobatics in duo but get out of my bloody way! What we need is not a two way path system, na what's the point of that - you pilliks will use both ways for walking and dish-bags like yours truly here will have to do a 'cliff hugger' to get past you two losers. Now I know the world revolves around you stupid fish-sticks, so I'll compromise and propose a 2 way + 1 system so you can walk one way and let your partner hold your hand in a dedicated couple lane, going in the same direction, so you don't get in my frikken way to and from places! Do we need to help you with everything - sometimes I scarcely believe you can do anything without the help from the other. Our society has become a conglomerate of two halfwits wondering aimlessly, taking up path space, taking an age to agree on which restaurant to go into and they're slowly becoming common denominator public ,averaged out by their combined, dependant stupidity.
You know there is a ship in the middle of the ocean which has become its own country and has post stamps, passports and everything - I'd make that a equal opportunity law. Seriously. works me right up. Obviously you don't get couples walking down a ocean liner, but still that's not the point.
Don't even get me started with couples with a pram, oh my god - its like having three, no it is, three egits, only they're aiming for you, the pram is not a baby carrier it a paveway enforcer, they're bloody mental. Then you get the rogue ones who are pushing a pram that has no baby in it, they race it around like it's a buggy. Their is no need for it, and I'm just going for my evening run and they're littering the pavements, some aiming with their prams, others in training wielding an empty pram basher...maniacs
Now I've ranted about couples before, I think it's a perfectly objective, unbiased view and who better to give it than a single solitude guy like me. Just saying, that's all - that's you're a bunch of zombie idiots that I'd happily rather recycle than deal with.
Stupid bloody pave walking egits.
I feel much better :-)