Friday was pretty cool I suppose. We finished early and the engineering team went bowling. Needless to say I sucked but it was kinda cool. We got to wear some seriously retro shoes which made me look like a jazz dancer. I managed, spastically to get 2 strikes and did my little dance, which subsequently I vowed never to do again. The bowling alley was US based so we are looking at a typical diner eating area, American football team flags, ice hockey on the big screen and yeah pretty cool.

I ordered a Milkshake an to my horror, they brought me a milkshake - it was like they had milk, through it in a glass and shook it. Outrageous. Anyway I got my sugar spike later on half way through me spazzing out 45 minutes in with a decent Sprite - you can't mess that up. Then, after a while we kinda just finished but it was cool to try and keep everyone together, cheering the chaps on - even through they sucked a little bit more than me. It's always nice to make everyone feel normal.

That said, we're not normal - no frigging way, for one I don't really drink so that's sorta strange in London as everyone is like "wooaha you don't drink what's up with you?!" but I'm cool with that and the other is that we write computer software and have spaced out crazy conversations about science, evolution an the meanin of life. Spider man is way more real than batman and the large Hydron Collider(LHC) is basically a "huge cannon with layers - like an onion". I rest my case, lock me up and take me away. if you didn't understand a word of the last few seconds, don't worry it's understandable. We're just strange.

The pretty sucky thing though is that I think I picked up a sore through while bowling - I can't be for sure but I might as well blame it on that...

I've been sneezing, spluttering and snorting all weekend. My nose is like a mid Atlantic tornado. my head is jingling like slot machine. I've nearly run out of tissue paper and I turned on the kettle on for the 2nd time this year so I could make a cup of hot medicated lemon drink to sooth my tender throat.
Yeah I know. MTFU(Man The F...you can work the rest out)

In my frail, rather helpless state - I reached up on the table for my laptop and ... well just perused the cinema film listing in a one last ditch effort to do something with my weekend which involves nothing to do with Spearmint or lemon or any other god awful flavours and went and watched The Hang over part 2, which made me laugh.

I'm now in the process of making some soup which optimistically will solve all my health problems by tomorrow. What? It worked for Scuby Doo.

out.