[dropcap cap="J"]Just thinking, I've never seen the convenience of eating a taco, you know that Mexican wrap thingy which is basically a half complete wrap(not even) where as soon as you bite into the thing, everything falls out, feeding the floor with your food that should be going in your mouth. And another thing, where did the other half go? Seriously its more tacky than taco - the inventor was probably a very slippery and dodgy dude with half a brain which probably accounts for the missing side of a Taco!

The taco is such silly device, as it's designed to hold half your food, it's biased to right handed people and furthermore you can't reliably add two to your lunch box without carnage. Also I don't Like the way it's spelt and move for the motion to have it's name changed to something more reasonable such as 'half holder' or 'moon wrap' or longer version of 'half moon faller' - this way at least you get warning into the unwieldy nature of this apparatus and the considerable turmoil you will have to endure at lunch time, not to mention it's uneconomical food-in-mouth rate. If they(and if I ever find they...) could be so kind as to change these things about the taco on their next food concept design conference, it'd be much appreciated. That's all.

See my angry fist? Grrr!

[/dropcap]